Similar..and a truth, not a lie. Was about 15 at a party wiv mates. Obviously blind drunk and then some. There were these two twins. Usually eyes would light up at the thought of this, but these two were, well, minging would be kind*. One of them comes onto my mate, and tries to snog him. He tells her, in a remarkably untactful manner, that not only is she fat, but she is also very ugly, and thus should watermelon off and leave him alone. He really was very scathing! Floods of tears, all sorts of trauma. Everyone is reviling poor old Ian, who by this time is sobering up slightly and can't understand why he keeps getting dirty looks from all the girls and none of them will talk to him, coz he can't remember anything about it! Fuckwit.
Not really relevant, but funny nevertheless
*sorry, but 100% FACT
(Not really relevant, but funny nevertheless
*sorry, but 100% FACT
D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 13:23,
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