I did that too.Was doing a VERY boring Business and Finance BTEC 'bout 10 years ago. Couldn't really be arsed to do the second year, so basically bunked about 1/3 of the year. Never thought they'd phone to find out where the watermelon I was outside of college hours, and me mam didn't come home from work until 7'ish, so figured I was safe.
Wrong! They phoned her one night, and subsequently got a call whilst at me mates house, fom a rather irate mum. Felt guilty as I had been lying to her for 6 months saying I'd been going to college. She phoned my Dad, who had to come to the college with me to explain why I had not been there. So I lied through my teeth and said I'd had a really bad anxiety thing. Someone had had this when I was at school, and was off for ages. I went to my doctor, who wasn't falling for my shit, and got a letter saying I'd had 3 days off college.
I took the letter 'doctored' it so it said 31 days. The college fell for it hook, line and sinker. Fucking idiots. It was SOOOO obvious. Still, the best blag was that a mate in my class gave me all his work to copy, so I could catch up, and they didn't notice that either. Fools. I passed the course too. Ha
That'll learn 'em!
(Wrong! They phoned her one night, and subsequently got a call whilst at me mates house, fom a rather irate mum. Felt guilty as I had been lying to her for 6 months saying I'd been going to college. She phoned my Dad, who had to come to the college with me to explain why I had not been there. So I lied through my teeth and said I'd had a really bad anxiety thing. Someone had had this when I was at school, and was off for ages. I went to my doctor, who wasn't falling for my shit, and got a letter saying I'd had 3 days off college.
I took the letter 'doctored' it so it said 31 days. The college fell for it hook, line and sinker. Fucking idiots. It was SOOOO obvious. Still, the best blag was that a mate in my class gave me all his work to copy, so I could catch up, and they didn't notice that either. Fools. I passed the course too. Ha
That'll learn 'em!
D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:41,
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