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# I once saw a photo
of some elephants bathing off Aberystwyth beach. I pointed it out to a female friend saying it was the sole survivors of a travelling circus boat that got shipwrecked off the African coast. Unfortunately all the African tigers, the last few in the world drowned, but the lucky elephants being such strong swimmers made it all the way to Wales with the assistance of the gulf stream only to be shot by the Welsh as sea dragons

Poor K**** was heartbroken at the plight of the tigers, massivly impressed by the elephants swimming skills and disgusted at her country folk.

she has a really important job in the treasury now, scarey innit?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)