Get the brigade!My brother told me that throwing sparklers through the air just before they go out make them look like missiles or something. So naturally, being 5 at the time, and inquizitive and a pyromaniac i nicked some super sparklers from my Dads shed and went out into the garden.
Our garden over looked a collection of poor kids' houses below us that were covered in leaves and dry trees, this was when I lived in Mexico i should add. So anyway I light a sparkler and throw it off the back wall immediately, and watch the fizzing light plop ontop of one of the condo's. Cool. Except the leaves started to burn too. Then The roof. Then the adjoining trees. Which then set the other Condo on fire. It wasn't until the fifth house was on fire and after I had actually pissed my pants that I went inside to hide. After five minutes of watching Spiderman i heard my mum running inside the house, crying, shouting get the brigade. We all sat outside watching all hell brake loose. Mum and sis cried. Fire engines were late. No-one died but six houses burned down.
No-one to this day knows I did this.....
Oh the lie was I told my mum that I saw a couple of the simple kids burning a newspaper....Don't know why I said newspaper though.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:18,
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Our garden over looked a collection of poor kids' houses below us that were covered in leaves and dry trees, this was when I lived in Mexico i should add. So anyway I light a sparkler and throw it off the back wall immediately, and watch the fizzing light plop ontop of one of the condo's. Cool. Except the leaves started to burn too. Then The roof. Then the adjoining trees. Which then set the other Condo on fire. It wasn't until the fifth house was on fire and after I had actually pissed my pants that I went inside to hide. After five minutes of watching Spiderman i heard my mum running inside the house, crying, shouting get the brigade. We all sat outside watching all hell brake loose. Mum and sis cried. Fire engines were late. No-one died but six houses burned down.
No-one to this day knows I did this.....
Oh the lie was I told my mum that I saw a couple of the simple kids burning a newspaper....Don't know why I said newspaper though.
ok - crap lie which worked very wellOn a skiing holiday in Austria about 10 years ago with 3 mates, we were in the local club and told this group of girlies that we were record producers called Donatello, Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Raphael.
They believed us and we all copped off!
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They believed us and we all copped off!
My First job in ITended with me being fired -
We had three VDU girls, the last of which was engaged to be married. Over the course of 6 months I shagged the first two (at work, rock on), but got sacked for shagging the last.
Not because she was getting married, but because my boss had wanted to shag her.
I learned valuable lessons from this, and proceeded to shag my bosses' girlfriend in my next job.
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We had three VDU girls, the last of which was engaged to be married. Over the course of 6 months I shagged the first two (at work, rock on), but got sacked for shagging the last.
Not because she was getting married, but because my boss had wanted to shag her.
I learned valuable lessons from this, and proceeded to shag my bosses' girlfriend in my next job.