best lie by a 7 year old......ever!When I was just 7 years old, I went to school one day with a little round transparent plastic container (like a petry dish) containing some manky old green soap (the things kids get up to eh!).
Anyway, I told my entire class that it was invisible cream...and sold little bits to all but 2 of my class-mates (who I remember to this day) in exchange for big wads of Star Wars cards.
The real piece-de-resistance was that I told everyone not to use the invisible cream until they had bought the antidote from me, or they would stay invisible....forever!
I was all set to become the Bill Gates of blue Star Wars cards...when a teacher cornered me in the playground and asked...'What's all this about invisible cream then?'
Needless to say I came clean...but being a proffessional...teach kindly wiped it off! (bom bom)
(Anyway, I told my entire class that it was invisible cream...and sold little bits to all but 2 of my class-mates (who I remember to this day) in exchange for big wads of Star Wars cards.
The real piece-de-resistance was that I told everyone not to use the invisible cream until they had bought the antidote from me, or they would stay invisible....forever!
I was all set to become the Bill Gates of blue Star Wars cards...when a teacher cornered me in the playground and asked...'What's all this about invisible cream then?'
Needless to say I came clean...but being a proffessional...teach kindly wiped it off! (bom bom)
iodax,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:59,
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