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# cows...
on the way to Durdle Door in Dorset, you have to pass thru army land, tank ranges etc. i took my french girlfriend there,and explained that the area was empty because the miltary would occasionally bombard it (true enough). I then told her that the herds of cows on it were there for target practice, as they moved unpredictably and it was good practice for the gunners to try to blow them up.

she went back to La France and told all her friends abou the barbarism of the english.... still my girfreind though, and no, i havent told her.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)