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# he he he
revenge of the commuter, goddamn those things are huge, do they even know how to drive in their own lane?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)
# apparently if you buy an SUV in the US
then lanes no longer exist. there must be a special filter on the windscreen that erases lane markings. also, they remove your brain so that you are then even more capable of scaring the hell out of every other road user, if you don't kill them first...
(rednc, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)
# bumgay
i remember one hummer pulling up next to us when we were holidaying in virginia, the woman behind the wheel was alost IN out car and she was busy eating a McFlurry - with both hands, much wrong-lanedness later she went thru a red light and dissapeared
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)
# heh
did you know that they're involved in 68% of accidents, even though they're only 37% of road traffic? not difficult to believe.
but i mean, i can understand how you'd need a 7,000-pound vehicle to get to BestBuy. you might meet an Abrams tank along the way...
(rednc, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)