pear toast?Chicken walks into library, looks at librarian and says 'Book', librarian after much confusion gives it book. Next day chicken comes back 'Book, book' takes 2 books, keeps on happening untill chicken taking 30 books a day. Librarian decides to follow chicken. Follows to pond, chicken loads books into boat & rows to middle of pond, stops next to lilly pad, holds up book & says 'book'. Frog (on pad) looks at chicken, then looks at book then says 'redit'.
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bloody hellHaven't heard that one since the end of the war
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thebear is thebear,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34,
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