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# Yay!
Hooray! That's brilliant. I want to be able to fire marrows from my arms. Mr tea- do you know how he does it? reckon I might be able to learn?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:19, archived)
# You want to
Start off small with gerkins, then when you feel confident courgettes, and finally Marrows.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 5:33, archived)
# thanks mate
tried 2 large jars of gherkins- the kitchen's a bit stinky now, but I'm still throwing or flicking rather than firing them. I'll get down the shop for some more ammo.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:08, archived)
# Be sure
To get a sheep, to use as target practice, and if you can't get a sheep then a goat or small antelope can be subsituted. You can also try cornicheons (think thats how its spelt), which are french fighting gerkins.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:21, archived)