I feel sorry for him/her
can i give him/her a chocolate to cheer him/her up?
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Lord of the Beans,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 19:18,
archived)
adam is generally reckoned to be a "he"
but go ahead
long as it isn't apple-flavoured
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 19:20,
archived)