.Theres nothing better than creating
Poems about masturbating
Immortalising in a rhyme
My very special private time
When, ready for sleep and lain in bed
I decide to stab the cat instead
Happily playing with myself
On girls its known as 'rubbing the elf'
Writing these poems is the only break
I have from petting the trouser smake
I haven't managed to get my leg over
Since I dumped Anna Kournikova
(Poems about masturbating
Immortalising in a rhyme
My very special private time
When, ready for sleep and lain in bed
I decide to stab the cat instead
Happily playing with myself
On girls its known as 'rubbing the elf'
Writing these poems is the only break
I have from petting the trouser smake
I haven't managed to get my leg over
Since I dumped Anna Kournikova
mikeisbrill,
Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:26,
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