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# love it
a friend of mine once handed round her 'personal massage device' collection, one of which turned out to be a hand-moulded affair modelled on her boyfriend's *ahem* ... oddest game of pass the parcel I've ever played
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 10:55, archived)
# nice
did you take it home and lick it every night?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 10:56, archived)
# and party every day?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 10:57, archived)
# sadly I didn't win the game
and had to go home with just a slice of cake wrapped in kitchen paper and a couple of saggy balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 11:05, archived)
# but did she have nice
saggy balloons?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 11:07, archived)
# i want some
friends like that.
I'm also available for moulding sessions
(fatpotanga, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 10:58, archived)