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# nice i like it
picture the scene, candles, supper...

*me* 'no darling, you must awy this weeknd, for i have booked you into a health spa'

*her* 'darling, you are so kind, i will away in the morning'

morning comes...

*me* 'goodbye darling' door shuts and we hear the sound of a phone dialing 'hello can i place and order, excelent, do you take switch, right here's what i want...'
(, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)