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# It was
when I were a lass
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Why how old are you?
*slaps self for asking a woman her age*

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# as old as time
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Oooh that's old!
Tell me what's your secret?

Brasso?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# a litre a day
keeps the wrinkles away!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Right, i'm off to Woolies now! Don't try and stop me!
*Runs out of office, slams door. Distant sound of car driving away at high speed!*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)