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# I pity your housemates if that's your loo...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)
# Pfffffft!
On so many levels. Pffft, I say! Pffft!

Edit: How come you know so much about lemurs?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:40, archived)
# I, uh, someone told me about them. At the pub.

I don't know nothing about no lemurs, guv. You're thinking of someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:46, archived)
# Hm.
It's just that...

No, you're right. Stop looking at me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:50, archived)
# I'm a mammal biologist.
Don't tell anyone that I spend part of my leisure time making pictures of posh mammals in hats, on bikes, or driving cars mind - I have a reputation to keep up...

Actually, it might improve it a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:56, archived)
# Surely
by poshing mammals up you increase the general standing of your already esteemed industry.

"See that Cromagnon? He's a mammal biologist."
"Ooh, mammals. Don't they wear monacles?
"So I believe."
"Blimey. That's posh. I must grant extravagant sexual favours. Immediately."

Frankly, I envy you.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:01, archived)
# Have you been
stalking me? How else would you know my life so well?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:03, archived)
# Bah.
It's just guesswork and access to government files.

Nothing, really.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:06, archived)