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I thought 'Skua Bob' was just a hip'n'trendy name, didn't realise Skuas were actual birds :P

Is it possible for any creature to be worse than pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Oh yes
they really are rotten bastards, they'll crap on you just for something to do....
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# and then
peck out your eyes and eat your children.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# think of a sick hybrid
between a pigeon and a gull
then imagine it on crystal meth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Jesus
Thats the description I was looking for... Evil Evil Evil...in fact EEEvil
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Christ.
Now that is evil.

Why has nothing been done? Ken Livingstone is focusing his attention on the wrong bloody species!
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah well
They are on Mars....
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Aah...
...but they could be preparing an invasion force at this very moment?

Now that'd make an interesting movie. "Skua Attacks!"
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I have a video
named just tha but I am busy trying to get it into something that'll fit here....bloody microsoft format...
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# cos
they don't live in london?

are they the ones that spew up half-digested fish on you if you go too near their nests?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Yeah
And eat baby penguins for fun
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)