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# Q. why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. because it was dead

Q. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
A. because it was stapled to the dead one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall over?
It thought it was a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# ooh
i didnt know there was more to it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# why did the 4th moneky fall?
it was left in mid air after the tree fell.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Why did the 5th monkey fall?
It was thrown out of a plane in another unrelated joke.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)