American or Swedish?hee, I ves a loorker oon here-a beffure-a. I ves burn in Inglund boot mufed tu zee US effterverd becoose-a ooff schuul und my BF's jub trunsffer. He's un eccuoontunt und I'm gueeng tu cullege-a zeere-a. Suun I'm gueeng beck tu Inglund tu feesit my perents , und it's gueeng tu be-a freekeeshly foon. I esk yuoo tu pleese-a shuoot VOO YEY et a leettle-a keed vhu luuks leeke-a a buy boot isn't veet shurt broon heur iff yuoo see-a her veet a reelly tell gooy und a ledy veet coorly heur. She's my neeece-a, und reeds zee smeller-yet-cleuner beets ooff B3ta. She's seelly. Ooh yes she-a is. Iff she-a cleps her hunds et yuoo, stup becoose-a her perents ere-a nerfuoos yuoo'll keednep her oor sumetheeng. My bru's un oofer-prutecteefe-a gooy. Su's hees veeffey. Bork Bork Bork!
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