Take three bananas
then use a whisk to beat the pancake
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anythingbutthisactually,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14,
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Playing the cello
with less than two sharp taps to the side of the dog.
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16,
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