have a cream cake instead of the tenner......
*passes cake tin*
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Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:51,
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that'll do nicely!
if you climb up the front of big ben and press the middle of the dial 4 fully laden scud missles will burst out of the top of the spire and promptly bomb the knackers out of moscow (no-one bothered to reprogram them after the cold war y'see. anyway who's gonna miss moscow?). those damn protesters dunno how close they were to starting world war 3....
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Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:58,
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