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[challenge entry] New JML Denshears!
Doesn't it annoy you when you are admiring your garden and notice an overgrown shrub? Never be in that situation again!!!

Introducing the new Denshears:


From the Gloots! - Co-joined Product Innovation challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(CaL_FiN, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# that could actually be a JML product

they dont half role out some shite....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# I bought a JML
fluff and hair remover sticky roller thingumy last week.

I was tempted by the 3D super absorbant cloth too.
(Marwood, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Yup
JML are the 21st Century Ronco

/Showing age...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# haha
Ronco. right up there with K-Tel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Hee Hee
Two songs you knew and ten you had never heard before, ever...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# and they
wouldnt be the original singers. Yay to craps 70s Christmas prezzies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Hurrah
for dental toolery (unless that's inadvertently dirty.) Ronco is named after Ron, BTW.*

*100% fact.
(Small Beer, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Fab!
/goes to Woolworths to purchase denshears
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)