You need eggs.
Some scientifically-proven chemical that helps fight hangovers...
My hangover routine in full:
-drink loads
-forget to drink water before going to bed
-awake dehydrated with an army of monkeys kicking my head from the inside
-paracetamol
-cup of tea
-fry up (greasy spoon is 'just' 300 metres away from my stinking cot)
-tea
-more tea
-water
-vitamin pill / cod liver oil
-coca cola (or readily available substitute)
-feel shit all day anyway
-repeat
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Sat 27 Mar 2004, 11:10,
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My hangover routine in full:
-drink loads
-forget to drink water before going to bed
-awake dehydrated with an army of monkeys kicking my head from the inside
-paracetamol
-cup of tea
-fry up (greasy spoon is 'just' 300 metres away from my stinking cot)
-tea
-more tea
-water
-vitamin pill / cod liver oil
-coca cola (or readily available substitute)
-feel shit all day anyway
-repeat