Colin was so enraged that his cock pump failed to workthat he went straight to his closest Waterstones and showed the nearest assistant. Needless to say they were unsure as to what to do with colin, untill Morag, the old member of staff working there reminded Gloria, the new girl, that there was a 12 gauge behing the counter for just such an occasion. Gloria then proceded to blow Colins head of and stamp on the cock's head. Gloria was firec for monsterous treatment of a foul
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
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i wonderwould that have been a pump action 12 gauge? for comedic holisticity...
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