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# Probably been done to death

(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:49, archived)
# osprey housing?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:50, archived)
# I held off for as long as I could
but osprey housing?
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:00, archived)
# i just heard someone
say it on the television.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)
# And the context is?

Have an Osprey too by the way.
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)
# Convicts clothing.
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:05, archived)
# Thank you. It definitely looks like it
but I'm not even going to try to figure out the correlation.
(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:09, archived)
# arf arf
and a small woo for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:50, archived)
# he'll have to go back to
choking his chicken the ol' fashioned way
('tin'tintin, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:52, archived)
# HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK YOU FUCKING MORON!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:52, archived)
# LIKE A FRIGGIN DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:53, archived)
# fuzzy thereof?
far too drunk to be understanding. sniff. swing low sweet chariot, all the way back to the drawing board
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)
# It's a long
and mostly incomprehensible story.
Be content in your ignorance (and HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:58, archived)
# *points duck*
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)
# HA HA!
My wings are like a shield of steel!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)
# I said that
to my brother once in my sleep.

He still takes the piss, and it was over twenty years ago!
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:21, archived)
# baically:
in manchester the other week, quelabra got drunk, grabbed hold of supermoore's dog and shouted "i'm going to pick up your dog, and i'm going to hold it like a duck. you know - point it at people".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)
# I was gutted
I didn't make it back on the Saturday.
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:05, archived)
# it was a long day.
pics are here
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)
# I can imagine.
Here's unphotogenic me and mizemma the nite before:
homepage.mac.com/matsimpson/04manchester/source/img_1206.html
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)
# hee hee
she always looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)
# Awww,
bless her little cottons!
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)
# jesus.
what was wrong with the camera?

(and who got the, ahem, adornments?)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:13, archived)
# drunk camerapersons
supermoore got made up. again.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)
# ha ha ha.
you amusing bastards.

/momentarily wishes to live on the other side of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)
#
hold it like a duck!
awwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)
# aaawwww.
all the parties i've been to this year have either been at clubs or had to do with sporting events...
i feel i'm missing out with these b3tan bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)
# You win Marwood's coveted
"Best reply of the evening" award!

Well done!
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)
# HOORAY!
I would like to thank...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:56, archived)
# me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:57, archived)
# and
Anusol.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 3:59, archived)
# i'm sponsored
by them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Do you get
as many of those single fingered latex gloves as you like?
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)
# yes.
i'm wearing 200 of them now.

and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:04, archived)
# Well you'll soon find
out if that latex allergy is fatal or not then.
(Marwood, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:07, archived)
# Colin was so enraged that his cock pump failed to work
that he went straight to his closest Waterstones and showed the nearest assistant. Needless to say they were unsure as to what to do with colin, untill Morag, the old member of staff working there reminded Gloria, the new girl, that there was a 12 gauge behing the counter for just such an occasion. Gloria then proceded to blow Colins head of and stamp on the cock's head. Gloria was firec for monsterous treatment of a foul
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:12, archived)
# i wonder
would that have been a pump action 12 gauge? for comedic holisticity...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:13, archived)