
One: Hello Mr Zombie! How can Mr. Sweep fix his problem with Pivot 2.1?
Mr. Zombie: BY GIVING ME HIS BRAAAAAIIINS. HIS SPICY BRAAAIIINS.
One: Well. There you go.
Mr. Zombie: IT WOULD HELP IF YOU GAVE ME YOUR BRAINS TOO.
One: Ok, why no-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!1 AAARGHHH
BRAINS.
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Mr. Zombie: BY GIVING ME HIS BRAAAAAIIINS. HIS SPICY BRAAAIIINS.
One: Well. There you go.
Mr. Zombie: IT WOULD HELP IF YOU GAVE ME YOUR BRAINS TOO.
One: Ok, why no-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!1 AAARGHHH
BRAINS.

Mr. Zombie: HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING ON THE COMPUTER?
One: For the fifth time, YES!
Mr. Zombie: UM... HOW ABOUT GIVING ME YOUR SPICY BRAINS?
One: But I just want to print a word document!
Mr. Zombie: I'LL HAVE TO CONTACT MY SUPERVISOR, MR. PIRATE.
Mr. Pirate: Yarr! Microsoft be scurvy dogs!
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One: For the fifth time, YES!
Mr. Zombie: UM... HOW ABOUT GIVING ME YOUR SPICY BRAINS?
One: But I just want to print a word document!
Mr. Zombie: I'LL HAVE TO CONTACT MY SUPERVISOR, MR. PIRATE.
Mr. Pirate: Yarr! Microsoft be scurvy dogs!