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# how about a wheelchair?
perhaps

might not fit in the cannon though...
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 3 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# i know
fire out of the cannon backwards and lands in a wheelchair, that rolls down a slope and off a ramp, does three somersaults and a half pike double twist with hundreds and thousands, lands on a trampoline, spins through the air and lands on top of a 50 foot pole juggling petrified goats cheese sandwiches from the esso garage.
(Angle Grinder, Sun 4 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Ooh!
Good idea!
(Banjo-Fella, Sun 4 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I've never seen a pole
juggling petrified goat's cheese sandwiches before.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Sun 4 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# well i have


/lying.
(Angle Grinder, Sun 4 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# I misread that as flying, which would make the act even more amazing.
And I just remembered I have seen a Pole juggling before... his name was Tomasz Stanislaw.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Sun 4 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)