HeyDid anybody see that story in the Metro this morning about the bloke whose valentine card to his wife was intercepted and changed? His original message was something like, 'You give me the chills. I want your love.' And some bright spark at the post office had changed it to, 'You gave me the clap. I want your sister.' Well, amazingly, the intercepter must work here. I just sent an email to my boss saying, 'I'll have those figures for you this afternoon' and he's changed it to, 'Fuck off, you twatscum!'
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:17,
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