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Fuck The Zeitgeist

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(Tue 9th Jun 2009, 13:03, More)

Rest in Obscurity

(Mon 5th Apr 2004, 11:27, More)

And now the news from Trevor Macdonald's mole:

(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 9:32, More)

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties

(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 9:42, More)

Nice tights

(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 9:03, More)


(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 13:17, More)

"John Hurt - this is your life!"

(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 10:26, More)

Inspired by mozza's earlier Caeser salad, here's Burgers Meredith

(Tue 26th Aug 2003, 11:35, More)

Tom Waits for Numan

(Thu 21st Aug 2003, 8:52, More)

No helicopter required

(Wed 16th Jul 2003, 13:06, More)

"He's too orangey for crows."

(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 13:16, More)

(Mon 16th Jun 2003, 13:22, More)

God's diary

(Fri 11th Apr 2003, 9:19, More)

Get with the spong beat daddio

(Tue 11th Mar 2003, 12:50, More)

Sheep mosh pit

(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 16:20, More)

We're coming to get you

(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 12:28, More)

There's a dog in the log I tells ya

(Mon 6th Jan 2003, 14:07, More)

ah well, back to the grind. And I still get the weirdo sitting next to me on the bus.

(Mon 6th Jan 2003, 8:58, More)

Before They Were Famous 2 - Three Blind Mice

(Thu 19th Dec 2002, 9:43, More)

Practical joker goes voting

(Fri 6th Dec 2002, 15:43, More)

The polonecktrons - terrifying.

(Tue 3rd Dec 2002, 9:47, More)

Ah - the fifties. When talking doity really took off.

(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 14:24, More)

Look out love!

(Mon 4th Nov 2002, 13:11, More)

oh I say, you really are an...

(Fri 20th Sep 2002, 10:47, More)

Whooooooooooo will love Saddam Hussein?

(Tue 10th Sep 2002, 11:18, More)

you've got to watch out for them loan sharks around here though

(Thu 1st Aug 2002, 9:56, More)

ah, that's better

(Sun 30th Jun 2002, 0:25, More)

crumbs DM

(Sat 15th Jun 2002, 16:12, More)


(Thu 13th Jun 2002, 11:09, More)

Did someone say the Turner Pride?

(Fri 7th Jun 2002, 10:56, More)

A weekend with Michael Barrymore

(Fri 24th May 2002, 10:54, More)

fancy a game of catris?

(Wed 22nd May 2002, 15:08, More)

sects in the city

(Wed 15th May 2002, 9:25, More)

It's the kittens who live on my keyboard

(Thu 9th May 2002, 14:58, More)

sects in the city

(Thu 9th May 2002, 13:24, More)

yawr nicked!

(Thu 2nd May 2002, 12:58, More)

Christ. Sue's gone mental now.

(Thu 2nd May 2002, 12:14, More)

Praise the Lord! I have escaped from those cat manglers!

(Wed 1st May 2002, 11:59, More)

I don't know. My job can be very entertaining sometimes.

(Fri 26th Apr 2002, 13:14, More)

here pengy pengy

(Fri 26th Apr 2002, 12:38, More)

twee surgeons

(Wed 24th Apr 2002, 12:17, More)

Taking the Lord's name in vein.

but I thought
The Who ate all the P.I.s

(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 14:44, More)

Oi gimme back my pincers

(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 12:58, More)

do you?

(Fri 12th Apr 2002, 11:47, More)

once I was a frayed eyewash, petrified.

(Thu 11th Apr 2002, 14:35, More)

couldn't resist. Found this in my "research"
Oh yes Batman...right there

You're fucking gorgeous Robin.
(Mon 8th Apr 2002, 12:58, More)

magic blender
turns the crap lying around your house into beer...

(Mon 8th Apr 2002, 10:21, More)

since this site's been so slow recently

Time to crank this baby up.
(Thu 4th Apr 2002, 3:00, More)


(Wed 3rd Apr 2002, 7:36, More)

cheerio then (reprise)

(Sat 30th Mar 2002, 12:19, More)

Look Out.! He's in Lloyds too.

(Tue 19th Mar 2002, 7:30, More)

Stand back
I'll get it!

(Sun 17th Mar 2002, 10:29, More)

That's for splitting up the Beatles

(Sat 16th Mar 2002, 10:10, More)

too cute?

(Sat 16th Mar 2002, 8:54, More)

The appeal spreads

(Sat 16th Mar 2002, 6:41, More)

or is it heaven?

(Fri 15th Mar 2002, 6:59, More)

he's back

(Mon 11th Mar 2002, 6:58, More)

All over to Mike's, party people

(Sun 10th Mar 2002, 4:48, More)

looks like
the smallest dog in the world's fucked

(Fri 8th Mar 2002, 9:51, More)

behind you!

(Fri 8th Mar 2002, 2:28, More)

Catherine Zebra Clones

(Thu 7th Mar 2002, 8:40, More)

"Oh please make the horrid old rockers go away, Furtive."

"Soon, hoary marmot, soon."
(Wed 6th Mar 2002, 10:18, More)

speed - me?

(Wed 6th Mar 2002, 5:12, More)


(Mon 4th Mar 2002, 7:03, More)

Renee finally loses her eyes

(Mon 25th Feb 2002, 5:12, More)

has to be

(Fri 22nd Feb 2002, 7:12, More)

this is a big project for furtive to pull off

(Thu 21st Feb 2002, 8:28, More)

Hurry while stocks last

(Tue 19th Feb 2002, 3:24, More)

get yours now

(Mon 18th Feb 2002, 7:26, More)

cheerio then

(Mon 11th Feb 2002, 9:04, More)

new test card

(Sun 10th Feb 2002, 10:28, More)

the tragic consequence
of attempted penguin retrieval...

(Sat 9th Feb 2002, 11:08, More)

here we go

(Fri 8th Feb 2002, 8:57, More)

This just in...

(Fri 8th Feb 2002, 4:18, More)

guaranteed to get on your tits

(Tue 5th Feb 2002, 7:23, More)

more art

(Mon 4th Feb 2002, 10:14, More)

sorry, but it had to be said

(Mon 4th Feb 2002, 8:48, More)


Cow - orkers of the world unite and take over
(Mon 4th Feb 2002, 7:32, More)

oh no
They've got irritable owl syndrome

(Thu 31st Jan 2002, 6:58, More)

that rock photo
(Thu 24th Jan 2002, 9:13, More)

Oh no!
It's the Winton Vomiting Virus

(Wed 23rd Jan 2002, 3:10, More)

pop stars rule...

(Tue 22nd Jan 2002, 4:32, More)

And finally...
Girlfriend in a comma...

I know, I know - it's serious.
(Fri 18th Jan 2002, 2:31, More)

Hit me baby
One more...


(Hopefully working this time)
(Mon 14th Jan 2002, 13:02, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

what is this b3ta?
and is it Atari compatible? Happy Birthday b3ta. Found you in Metro way back when. Met some fun people on board and in the flesh. I gave you my babies, then I left you for a few years, but came back again to whore my music stuff. I'm 102 you know.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 14:06, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Bohemian Rhapsody
is the biggest pile of excrement since my pet giraffe had skitters.

I thang yew
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:42, More)