First rule of the internet:
every message board contains people who believe that having posted there more means they are better people.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Sat 10 Apr 2004, 19:15,
archived)
Second rule of the internet:
No running with scissors.
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1,
Sat 10 Apr 2004, 19:17,
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No, the second rule of the internet is:
do not talk about the internet.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Sat 10 Apr 2004, 19:18,
archived)