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# yay!
*honk honk*

my papa-in-law has tractors
they're nearly as cool as 'dozers ... but not quite
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# yay tractors!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# how do you go
"brrrm brrrm"
with a fag in your mouth?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# i've got a brand new combine 'arvester,
i'll give you the key....

another one for the mix
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# My daddy has a jcb and a dumper
*brooom brooommmm* *sqqqqquuueeakkk* *whooosh*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# *doffs cap*
my baby brother drove one for a summer job when he was at university ... philosophy and digger driving - the qualifications of the 21st century.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# My best mate has just been released on bail
after stealing a JCB whilst drunk, then driving it round to another mates house and crashing it into 4 cars. None of them are pressing charges because he has given them cash for the damage - and they thought it was funny.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)