if only my cock had hands
i could wank while typing
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Lord of the Beans,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:27,
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My cock doesn't have hands
and I'm typing OK, aren't I?
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Quatermass and teh Shit,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:27,
archived)
ok then
wank, type AND turn the pages of the porn mag
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Lord of the Beans,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:28,
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Easy
I can either turn it with the tip of my cock, or use my feet.
Who uses porn mags these days anyway?
More to the point, who actually pays for Porn?
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Quatermass and teh Shit,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:30,
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i was being hypothetical
.
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Lord of the Beans,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:32,
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a cock with hands?
do you need any other body parts?
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anythingbutthisactually,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:30,
archived)
It could also,
do up your flies after taking a piss, therefore insuring against trappage.
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Psychotic Mongoose,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 17:39,
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