It'll work only if it's written in Aquafresh toothpaste. Things are always better when they're stripy.
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Malchick,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 20:21,
archived)
it burns
we put some on our mates face while he was asleep (we are great guys really)
he woke up looking like a boiled shocked lobster
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waikiki,
Sun 18 Apr 2004, 20:23,
archived)