I would suggest.....
... plucking a few of your anal geese and poking them up your nose.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly.,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:55,
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They keep snapping at my fingers
and laying eggs in my sinuses. I wish you'd finished this project, my life is a living hell.
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Revels,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:58,
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