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# succulent punk
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Hose me down
with hydrochloric acid and call me betsy!
That's most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Very
Woo.
Adds a whole new level for all the piercer peoples to attain.
(Freshie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# All out of acid
Cold Tetleys any use?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# you may fire when ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# i deleted my egg animation :/
im posting it at a more convenient time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)
# cheat!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# shhh nobody saw anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Loads the Tetley cannon
Removes safety cap...

..ready?

Shhhhhhhhhhuhssssssssseussppppppppppplsssh

/that good for you?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# *knocked unconcious by sheer force*
nnnnggghhh....
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I like my tetley's cold
ah hang on are we talking beer or tea here? hmmm.
(steve0, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Thats impressive
woo!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Woo!
I am sure he was on my bus this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# nice work!


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# a few years ago now
we (my family and i) where on holiday in sicily. my parents had had a bit of an evening piss-up, and mum saw a big prickly pear tree outside on top of a small hillock. "-(artiste wishes to remain anonymous)-," she says, "go gewt some prickly pears of that tree. dad: "you can wear the oven gloves to stop yourself getting prickled."
i went up wearing the oven gloves, got the prickly pear, and came back down. BUT! it was crawling with maggots and suchlike. it was thrown away and forgotten, and the oven gloves put back.
next morning, mum had to use the oven gloves. this she did, not noticing that it wa full of prickles. these somehow distributed themselves all over the house, and so we spent the rest of our holiday (three days) de-prickling the house, all for the sake of a maggot-infested prickly pear.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# hee hee hee
'prickly pear'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# that's what it's called
you immature swine
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# pffffffffffpfpfffff
'swine'

pppfpppppffffffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# !philistine!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)