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# I'm a bit nork-obsessed at the mo
what, with mine growing out of control and all :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# maybe with the vom-ometer

you could do a nork-ometer and post it on the board once a week.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!
And a bump-ometer.
And a swollen ankle-ometer.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# and a varicose vein-ometer
and a beingable to fit in the bath-ometer
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *cries*
Perhaps a graph would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Pictures, mother, pictures!
Show us your tits!

/typical "bloke"
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Phwoar!
But are they yours?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Nah.
I don't show my tits to just anyone, you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)