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# A message for pet owners
(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:42, archived)
# how odd!
I quite like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:43, archived)
# Are you high?
(Amer3tan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:46, archived)
# depends on your definition
I'm only on the second floor
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:47, archived)
# Is your name Luka?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:48, archived)
# no
but my name contains 50% of those letters

what are the odds of that?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:49, archived)
# Hmmmm
you'd need an awfully big list of all peoples names and what letters they ahve and stuff to workthat out, i spose.
It's not really worth it is it?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:51, archived)
# depends on what work needs avoiding, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:52, archived)
# pff
it's not as if you can make them any more stupid than they already are
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:45, archived)
# I dunno
some dogs are quite smart

My parents' old dog taught itself to let itself out of the garage, by pulling on the rubber doorknob the previous arthritic owners had installed, and jumping up and hitting the garage door open button.

They had to remove the rubber thing.

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:47, archived)
# its true
but it does make their eyes swirly
(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:47, archived)
# But that looks rather cool, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:48, archived)
# yes, but then
they lose the ability to focus or judge depth properly, and end up walking into things and falling over...which they do already...hmm.
(kaibosh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:50, archived)
# I love it
You loon.
More please.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 5:51, archived)