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# I am afronted by that!
my name is Alan, and my mummy loves me very much.
:(
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# No she doesn't.
Look closely the next time she tells you and you'll notice the smile doesn't quite meet her eyes...not like when she tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Having said that,
she keeps calling me by my brother's name, Stephen. I always thought it was by accident.
Maybe that means something.

edit: Hang on. I just read that properly. Whyioughta...!
shakes fist hard
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Catch me!
I'm a monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Even monkeys fall out of trees.
And when that happens, me and my cricket bat shall be waiting...
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# My daddy is called Alan, and it's his birthday.
He is old. He has been driving 40 years! I love my daddy.
PS. He was named after a petrol station in Battersea. My grandparents WERE that cruel!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# A petrol station called Alan?
How rare.
Apparently my brother named me. He was 2 at the time.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)