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# He's gorgeous :)
Looks a bit like my Harvey :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# i stole a tabby cat when i was 5 (well - not literally stole, it followed me - but i wasn't going to complain),
and it sat in my bedroom with me all day until my mum got home and screamed

so sadly not - it'll just bring up bad memorys :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Possibly.
But only if you're still living with your mum.

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And it's not stealing if that cat chooses to live with you. You're giving it freedom from its oppressive capitalist owners who probably feed it Iams - which are foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# so by stealing the cat,
i'd be sticking it to tha man?!

right on brother!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# or perhaps it's because
you smell of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Hmmm...
...now there's a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# is that what you call your little pussy


/coat
/door
/never to return
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# sorry
won't mention it ever again

again sincere apologies

/end sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)