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# Those people
Are into apples in way that would seem to demand therpy
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:24, archived)
# but it is the king of fruit
i assure you!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Ah I have to differ on this one
It's the Orange, on account they named a whole colour after it. Also it smells orange it tastes orange and its about the same size as an Orange. All of this gives it a very special place in the universe, probably tying together the very structure of space time, like those special plastic tag things that you can use to close jiffy bags. Lemons have long been jealous of Oranges status, only just missing out to them as undisputed citrus overlords. These were some of the themes I explored in Prawnzilla vs Citrus sheep.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:50, archived)
# they named a member of royalty after prince
and where is HE now, eh? orange is segmenting. clementines, mandarins etc. NO LONGER WANT TO BE A PART of the once proud orange family.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Orange doesn't want Mandrins and Clementines
They have crap peel that comes off too easily, and have to go round in bags of six or more. Orange doesn't give up his peel with out a fight and will happily go out by himself. Don't even mention Kumquats.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:07, archived)