people seem really excited about this right now for some reason

(Sat 7th Jul 2018, 11:24, More)

i don't know if this works or not

i blame beer
(Mon 30th Aug 2010, 23:07, More)

i like this challenge

(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 17:50, More)

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edit: thanks all of y'all. i shall go to bed with a warm glow in my socks :)
(Sun 19th Apr 2009, 23:02, More)

no real reason

(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 11:33, More)

this has been in my head all day

(Mon 25th Feb 2008, 19:14, More)

what a cunt

(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 18:46, More)

bird comedy

(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 19:44, More)

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(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 13:04, More)

friday ning all!

(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 9:18, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How do you escape a bear?
\🐻
(Wed 23rd May 2018, 19:07, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

what do you call a big reptile that gets someone else to bite you?
a deligator
(Sat 19th May 2018, 7:26, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

there's a place, i believe it's in yorkshire, called hutton roof
they have a big sign outside their village with "welcome to hutton roof" written on it, as is frequently the wont of villages. but some clever bastard with a spray can has completed the arch of the "h" and added a bit more archiness to the "r" and the "f" so now the sign clearly spells out "welcome to button moon"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:58, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

A real woman
is equal to her complex conjugate.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 12:10, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

this happened at my old place of work
this chap had left his desk to go to the photocopier, and his phone was ringing, so my colleague answered it. as she held the phone to her ear, her eyes grew wider and her expression more shocked. eventually she managed to pluck up the courage to say "i think you want to speak to nick, he's at the photocopier."

turns out, it was good nick's wife. i'm not actually sure what was said, but i get the impression i wouldn't repeat it if i knew.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 12:17, More)