The reason you are jumping about all over the place like a loon
is because the alcohol depressed your normal response not to do mad silly things and you suddenly thought it was a great idea, and that you would look great on the dance floor, doing your favourite impression of a baby trying to punch it's way out of a paper bag.*
*spoken from experience
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*spoken from experience