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# What,
Brian Blessed's hand? That's a great pri*e.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 14 May 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Yep, Brian's
he farted LOTS.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 14 May 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Cheesy chips!
I can't believe this has never come out before! BRIAN BLESSED IS A BIG FARTY PANTS (ha ha and the Grauniad say we're peurile).

/were they really big, expressive trouser-tearing efforts or silent but spleen-like 'luvvy' jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 14 May 2004, 10:35, archived)
# The Guardian may call you puerile,
but they praised MY "restrained intelligence that occasionally lights up with comedy"

So *ner* - you big fat bumhead!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 14 May 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Why...
does that not surprise me in the least?
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 14 May 2004, 10:35, archived)