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# woo
have a poem

crack

i deal crack
im your friend
i take money
you take crack
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 15 May 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Have another:
My name is Val Kilmer
I have a lot to do
I want to see the elephants
I want to go to the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 May 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Another:
I am a viking, I like to go hiking
On top of mount everest,
they said I was cleverest!
And in Brest-Litovsk
I bought some lemons
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 15 May 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Haiku
I found out today
that the way that potatoes
is spelled bugs me lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 May 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Haiku #2
Sometimes I like to
Inhale vagisil deeply
It smells like weird cream.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 May 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Haiku #3
Sainsbury's sent me
a voucher for a decent
bottle of red. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 May 2004, 19:02, archived)
# And one more.
Fosters and Carling
And Stella Artois
Beers of all ilk
I call from afar
"Let me drink you"
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 15 May 2004, 18:56, archived)