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# Also,
she has a pair of horns tattooed her mid-pantaloon frontal area, giving it the appearance of a goat's head.*

(*Perhaps not 100% fact, but as true as anything you'll read on P*pb*tch.)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:13, archived)
# the mid pantaloon frontal area
is exceeding painful to tattoo
(100% fact - you don't want to hear the words "you're allowed to cry for this bit" from a bearded biker with a 1/2" bolt through his septum)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:16, archived)
# What'cha got written down there, doctor?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# by rights it should say
"owww fuckin owwww oowwww please god make it stop"
but instead it says ... ah ... that's a secret
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:26, archived)