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# Goose

She used to go out with Eric Clapton 100%fact
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:09, archived)
# no way
eric clapton is god
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:10, archived)
# He also prefers youngsters these days
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:11, archived)
# i'm a youngster
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:11, archived)
# If you can bear his children you're in
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:12, archived)
# his kids
are fucking intolerable

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Meant have his babies....
but I'm inclined to agree...Has he learnt to shave yet and stop looking like an alcoholic uncle

edit just saw coat..twatsticks!! should look more caerfilly.
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:16, archived)
# thats why he threw one out
and recorded the moment in image form on his next cd
whheeeeeee
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Also,
she has a pair of horns tattooed her mid-pantaloon frontal area, giving it the appearance of a goat's head.*

(*Perhaps not 100% fact, but as true as anything you'll read on P*pb*tch.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:13, archived)
# the mid pantaloon frontal area
is exceeding painful to tattoo
(100% fact - you don't want to hear the words "you're allowed to cry for this bit" from a bearded biker with a 1/2" bolt through his septum)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:16, archived)
# What'cha got written down there, doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# by rights it should say
"owww fuckin owwww oowwww please god make it stop"
but instead it says ... ah ... that's a secret
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:26, archived)
# looks like she's ready for some
BUKKAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:24, archived)