First the good news:
We're pretty sure it's not cancer.

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Bagpuss,
Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32,
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Woo!
*shudders*
Woo!
*shudders*
Woo!
*collapses*
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger,
Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33,
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Don't worry, there's a cure.
Two mongooses in water, twice a day.
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Bagpuss,
Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34,
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WYH

(I know an old lady...)
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b3rl1n,
Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36,
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she died
of course
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tdavidj,
Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03,
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