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# mary had a little ram
she kept it in a tractor
its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# right
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.

I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:35, archived)