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[challenge entry] And another oldie reposted...
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to the shed,
Farmer after farmer,
Raped it's shithole 'til it bled.




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(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Um, that's, um, nice.
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Or,
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# as
seen below...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:25, archived)
# sorry
Didn't see it, it wasn't animating on my machine :(

I can only beg forgiveness for such mind pissery, for at least you had the good grace to draw something.....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# you grovel well!
have a fluffy kitten:


*hands over fluffy kitten*

/edit: although i would hardly say i drew it, more botched it!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# :)
*accepts kitten*

*strokes kitten to induce purring*

*hopes kitten doesn't get attacked by my own psycho cats*

I have to grovel well, or people try to beat me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Fuck it.
Have some more....

Mary had a little lamb,
she got it pissed on meths,
And while it was paralytic,
She fistfucked it to death.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha...
I am having visions now... :-)
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# and
Mary had a little lamb
It bounced around in hops
it gambolled on the railway line
and turned itself to chops.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
You could hear it's pelvis snap,
when the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It used to whistle tunes,
'til she melted both it's eyeballs,
with freshly heated spoons.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# would that stop it whistling?
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# mary had a little ram
she kept it in a tractor
its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# right
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.

I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She pinned it up against the wall
And kicked its fucking head in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# mary had a little gif
she posted it on b3ta
and captioned it in comic sans
could she be any fucking l33ter

edit: I'm now disturbed that I've just rhymed the number three
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# That would be
plain irreverent.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
it called itself routine
so she opened up its bowels
and fucked it in the spleen

(that came out unfluffier than I was hoping)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Took the words right out of my mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Mary had a tetse fly,
she used to spread diseases,
by forcing it to bite people,
after feeding on her faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# wrong.
but oh-so very funny
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Yay
have a pea-roast@
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 May 2004, 15:22, archived)