That tube and train strike
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Fears that a coordinated series of tube and network rail strikes over the Summer will lead to transport chaos around London have been narrowly averted by an emergency map published by Network Rail.
Friday afternoon apathy test
Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective",
Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28,
archived)
That's much funnier than it first looks.And sadly, it's quite accurate.
NEVER MIND! I NEVER USE THE BLOODY TRAINS ANYWAY.
(edit: and I appear to be Brian Blessed too)
(NEVER MIND! I NEVER USE THE BLOODY TRAINS ANYWAY.
(edit: and I appear to be Brian Blessed too)
Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32,
archived)
apathetic..Apathetic:
Congratulations on being politically interested enough to accommodate 4 mouse-clicks into your busy, believe-nothing lifestyle.
You must be feeling very proud of yourself.
However, you are still a lazy, mindless, facile blob of animal mash who subsists solely on a spoon-fed diet of tabloid opinions and daytime soap-opera. As an evolutionary measure, your tepid consciousness, unable to maintain an ethical or political position, assumes a holding pattern based on the opinions of the last sexually attractive person who wasn't physically sick in your presence.
As a consequence, any convictions which make it to the cerebral cortex of your brain can be easily swamped by the dizzying cocktail of glandular secretions triggered by something as low-level and apparently pointless as a cheese and pickle sandwich.
Well done: it's people like you who make this country what it is
(,
Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32,
archived)
Congratulations on being politically interested enough to accommodate 4 mouse-clicks into your busy, believe-nothing lifestyle.
You must be feeling very proud of yourself.
However, you are still a lazy, mindless, facile blob of animal mash who subsists solely on a spoon-fed diet of tabloid opinions and daytime soap-opera. As an evolutionary measure, your tepid consciousness, unable to maintain an ethical or political position, assumes a holding pattern based on the opinions of the last sexually attractive person who wasn't physically sick in your presence.
As a consequence, any convictions which make it to the cerebral cortex of your brain can be easily swamped by the dizzying cocktail of glandular secretions triggered by something as low-level and apparently pointless as a cheese and pickle sandwich.
Well done: it's people like you who make this country what it is
If you think that's nasty...You should try being an anarchist: I was in a right fecking grump when I wrote that...
( Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective",
Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44,
archived)