they keep looking at mehey
did i just say that?
oh fuck, they know!
Act straight, act straight, act straight.
'yes, hi. I'd like four Big Macs, 2 large fries and 2 large chocolate thickshakes. Thanks.'
'erm, yes I will have fries with that, thanks'
'ah yes, that's right I do want 4 fries'
'what? yes all large fries, I already told you that'
'No, just what I asked for in the first place, OK'
'Yes, I do want the extra fries from when you said do you want fries with that'
YES I KNOW THAT's NOT THE ORIGINAL ORDER AND IS IN FACT 2 EXTRA FRIES over and above the original order but that is all I want. Can you please just give me the food'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRRGG NO I DON'T WANT FUCKING DESERT - JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU BITCH!'
100% fact 1986
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Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:56,
archived)
did i just say that?
oh fuck, they know!
Act straight, act straight, act straight.
'yes, hi. I'd like four Big Macs, 2 large fries and 2 large chocolate thickshakes. Thanks.'
'erm, yes I will have fries with that, thanks'
'ah yes, that's right I do want 4 fries'
'what? yes all large fries, I already told you that'
'No, just what I asked for in the first place, OK'
'Yes, I do want the extra fries from when you said do you want fries with that'
YES I KNOW THAT's NOT THE ORIGINAL ORDER AND IS IN FACT 2 EXTRA FRIES over and above the original order but that is all I want. Can you please just give me the food'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRRGG NO I DON'T WANT FUCKING DESERT - JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU BITCH!'
100% fact 1986
arf - goodunIt's the worst kind of paranoia, ain't it
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madrabbi,
Fri 11 Jun 2004, 11:00,
archived)